Thor is stronger than you. But you could pretend to be stronger than everyone else.  If you have this mini thor bottle opener it won’t help you make gains.  But perhaps some chick may think it’s cool at a pre drink.  And that’s how you help a girl open her Bulwark.

Beer Opener Specs

  • Color: Gold or silver
  • Material: ABS and metal
  • Size: 165*70*47mm

Thor’s Hammer features

  • Looks cool
  • May or may not help you slay
  • Nerd gamer chicks dig it


Not going to lie, it’ll feel like forever. Expect it to take 30 days because we procrastinate a fuck ton.